Arnold Schwarzenegger to star in Why We're Killing Gunther/ My Story Idea

Arnold Schwarzenegger is set to star in a comedy titled Why We're Killing Gunther, when he should be starring in..

Storm 

The year is 3021 and New York is a crime ridden cesspool of death, rape and vermin, the police as we know it has been extinct for 100 years, but in it's place a new group of vigilantes known as The Resort have guarded the new islands and the sea surrounding them for several years.. The water patrol is feared by thugs and lowlifes for it's extreme firepower and zero tolerance towards criminals. Now a new tough as nails General has been elected in charge, Bigs (Schwarzenegger), and his mission to infiltrate the main city and take it back. On the approach of an arduous fought decade he seeks to finally destroy his nemesis, Hurley Aldenight aka Steel Knuckles (the kingpin of New Hell's Kitchen) played by Stephen Lang, and dismantle his army of the Red Cross once and for all. His team, a hardened and navy seal trained; Bullets (Elijah Wood), a highly skilled martial artist and explosive deliverer; Lights (Mark Dacascos), bullseye markman and weapons expert; Sights (Christian Slater), close combat fighter and lethal knife killer; Knives (Emily Blunt) and the heavy gun enforcer; Guns (Mr. Olympia Champion - Dexter Jackson), extensively trained by Bigs in the game bunkers in advanced tactical combat and counter-strikes, now ready to take over the four armored buildings of the Red Cross, Maxwald Hotel, Union Top, Shepard's Block and the last standing skyscraper of New York; the Chrysler Building. Prepare for the thrillride of the year, violence and blood at breakneck speed, it's Arnie's comeback action role everyone's talking about.. Don't blink or you'll end up dead!

Steel Knuckles - Stephen Lang
Red Honcho - Ben Foster
Killjoy - Rhona Mitra
Mits - Iko Uwais

Bigs Mueller - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Guns - Dexter Jackson
Bullets - Elijah Wood
Sights - Christian Slater
Knives - Emily Blunt
Lights - Mark Dacascos

Rated R, for high level violence and course language.

The LEGO Batman Movie Trailer Review

Lego Batman trailer dropped today or at least the "teaser", and it's safe to call it thoroughly unexciting and unfunny.
Take a look below and see what I mean.
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The intro beatbox was obviously a bit attempt to provide humour yet it fails hard with a vengeance, hint: Humour doesn't equal namedropping slang words. Isn't any one tired of this shtick millennials keep shoehorning in? Then there's some casually mentioning of Batman and Robin in the same sentence as The Dark Knight - they really went there, and some boring arse scene where Batman is microwaving lobster that I think is supposed to be funny... Pausing for ages and then making some blip bloop sound doesn't mean funny. At least not on this planet. There is also the placement of hip hop music because it's the go-to safe crowd pleasing choice because millennials exist. On top of all this, Seth Grahame Smith obviously can't write good humour despite his best attempts so in conclusion I smell this as a stinker a mile away, and come release I believe this'll not be close to quality entertainment The Lego Movie was.